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psych!!!

so up till last week we had this ant problem. I figure most everybody in texas has an ant problem though. we got these poison traps and the ants seemed to go away. friday I woke up around noon and was itching my shouder and then my armpit was itchy and then my elbow... and then I was covered in the most unbelievable hives, you can't even imagine!!! it lasted almost 3 hours! I wanted to scrape my skin off with a razor blade and pour beach all over it!!! (works for poison ivy, try it some time) arrrggghhhh!!!!!! Anyway I figure that I got bit by one of the ants who had already been munching on the arsenic.... So Friday night when Er and I got back from the club I was peeling off the clothes and I had a bite on the side of my boob. Ony this bite was way more swollen than the other ones (a rash about three inches in diameter and a raised welt in the middle). It had an obvious bite mark, like some sort of "something stung me there" hole. Well the wound/hole whatever-ya-wanna-call-it turned green, then pussed up, then got green again then got all white and dead skin looking.... Now the welt seems to be um growing and I'm sure will be pulsating soon and teeming with life.... I think I'm going to have baby fire ants or spiders or something. Does anybody want to be a foster parent? Maybe they'll be SCORPIONS!!!!!! wink wink nudge nudge

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