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VIRGO (eric)

This week you'll find yourself caught in the rain with no umbrella. You may decide to use your coat to shield you from the rain. If it isn't raining too hard, you'll just slog through it and become pissed at the world in general. Still isn't it nice that you are the sign who is most likely to look cute with wet hair?

SCORPIO (joey)

It's National Scorpio Needs To Chill Week! Yes, this week you'll be totally freaked out by all that's happening in the world. Sure, it's scary, but the fear of SARS should not make you twitch, scream and/or hide. In fact, SARS seem to smoke on 4 percent of people who get it. To put this in perspective, that's half the mortality rate of who die of boredom. So when you feel yourself freaking out little Scorpio, run to a nice Virgo pal for a dinner date. They'll serve you up a dish of comfort indeed!

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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