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ok what's going to keep me alive through the summer (hopefully?) is this idea I got where I think I can get published, as in a real company will give me a book deal/pay for my crap. First off let me remind you that to me, it's not a delusion if you make it come true.... So, I got this plan where I'm gonna type up all the fucked up defining moments in my life. Like the stories I type up in here. I got a million I haven't shared yet (you're saying "oh joy"). Why do I think any publishing company would give me money or a book deal for this garbage? Because it would all lead up to a promised "media event" so large that my book would stay on the best sellers list for years. Imagine if Charles Manson had a book of poetry out before the Tate/LaBianca murders happened. Then during the trial EVERYONE would have bought his poetry book, just to see how fucked up he really was. This is sort of what I'm goin for here. Believe me, I can get more high profile than some skanky-pregnant-wife of a rapist-or whatever Polanski did-.... so yeah, that's what I'm gonna occupy myself on for the rest of the summer. It's a good thing I took Creative Writing twice in high school. We went over the formula for getting published, writing for a market etc. And I just thought Creative Writing was good for getting high/shooting up when she'd let us go wander the school grounds looking for "inspiration". I found it alright.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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