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what I'd do if I were Osama 09.11.02 3:34 a.m.
so if I were that sexy (tall dark and evil) bitch Osama, what I'd do is get a real cheesy Hallmark greeting card that said something like this "Thank You..." and there'd be a bouquet of roses and you open it up and it says "For The Best year of My Life, Happy Anniversary" and its signed Love, Osama. But that's not all, I'd get a polaroid of me, wearing only that sexy camo jacket of mine, and there'd be all these hot bitches around me, all totally naked except for their veils... and the hottest one would be sucking on my huge dick, (cuz you know someone that tall and lanky has got to have a huge dick, someone who'd orchestrate what he did has got to have a huge dick...) in one hand I'd be holding my beloved AK, and the other hand would be flashin the Al Queda gang symbol. On the bottom of the polaroid I'd write "wassup, biotch! Middle-east sigh-eed!!" and I'd send those to Gulliani and his bitch Bloomberg and that other bitch, Bush jr. word. Always remember to quit while you're ahead. |
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