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our cable sucks and I don't get to see Conan!

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our cable sucks and I don't get to see Conan!
11.12.02 2:02 p.m.

I sort of had something to say but I must have forgotten it while I was dickin around with fixing my trading card. I got a pic on it now (oooh). OH I remember, I was gonna talk about how texas and ny are different, how strange things here are to me. Like for instance, I'm having trouble getting used to the time change. It took me a while when I lived in Wisconsin too, though I grew to appreciate Central Time. Everything's on an hour earlier, which essentially should reason that most people go to bed an hour earlier. I was looking forward to being able to watch Dave, THEN Conan, and still get to bed around midnight. This is all fine and dandy except that Conan STILL ISN'T ON TILL ONE AM HERE!!!!!!! AGHHHH!!! That's LATER than in NY or OH!!! And what's on instead of Conan? Montell Williams and Entertainment Tonight!!! There's no reason for Conan to be on so late!!

anyway I've got a few ideas for comics floating around in my head that I might try to get onto paper today....


Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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About Me
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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