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Well I'm still sick.... Actually I think I started to get better and then got re-sick upon returning to work Monday. Smoking and singing karaoke last night didnt help my throat any I bet. But I'm also a sponge for germs. Here's a lesson I learned the hard way: When a child comes up to you and tries to give you something, but you cant tell what it is, DO NOT let the kid put whatever it is in your hand! TRUST ME. It's either been in their mouth or nose or has come out of their mouth or nose, then it was probably on the floor, or in the toilet... or all of the above! Just trust me.

My kitten, Wasabi, I'm beginning to figure out why I found him in the dumpster.... He's such a bad cat! I know this has a lot to do with my parenting techniques, and all this reinforces my not wanting any kids. I'm home sick today and that little bastard beat the hell out of me just beacuase I wouldn't give him one of my animal crackers. Then when I did give him one he just batted it around in cutsey-kitty fashion and then attacked my foot again. Yeah, I can clip his nails, but I can't clip his fangs! He hisses and spits at me often and this morning he even did that "fighting cat" growl. fucken psycho kitty, you're getting neutered soon!

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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