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Rock Hard Shizzlemah

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Rock Hard Shizzlemah
04.18.03 2:09 p.m.

Car's still not ready. They said it was a defective alternator they put in. Said it should be ready about 3pm. We still need a ride up there to get it. I guess it's all going to be free seeing its their mistake. I already told Eric hat if they even TRY to charge him anything I'm riding his skateboard through the dealership keying every fucking car on the lot. I'm a competent boarder, even while wearing a ski mask.... I went to bed early last night, bout 11. Woke up round 1:30 this afternoon. My knees and foot are still bugging me. We had a decent dinner last night. I still believe that a $25 steak should come with a blow job though. I could rent a U-haul and steal a whole cow for $25. fuck that shit.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Peeping Joe Wack.
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About Me
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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