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LAYER ONE:

-- Name: joey

-- Birthplace: canandaigua, ny

-- Current Location: houston, tx

-- Eye Color: green

-- Hair Color: auburn

-- Height: 5'9

-- Righty or Lefty: both

LAYER TWO:

-- Your heritage: czech, polish, french canadian & sioux

-- Your weakness: stray cats

-- Your fears: fucking up again, not being able to sleep at night

-- Your perfect pizza: Pudgies Pizza from upstate ny, mushrooms and cheese

-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Get what's in my head into the real world.

LAYER THREE:

-- Your most overused phrase: fucken

-- Your thoughts first waking up: "Alarm clock you are my enemy and one day you shall die!"

-- Your best physical feature: boobies & eyebrows

-- Your bedtime: I go to bed between 12 and 1am but dont fall asleep until about 3 or 4 am if I'm lucky.

-- Your most missed memory: Being nudged by my dog and cats

LAYER FOUR:

-- Pepsi or Coke: neither

-- McDonald's or Burger King: BK though I don't really like either

-- Single or group dates: never been on a date

-- Adidas or Nike: CONVERSE

-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I fucking HATE tea, iced or hot.

-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla, I dont really like chocolate either

-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino (Iced Milky Way from Insomnia Coffee Bar, Columbus Ohio)

LAYER FIVE:

-- smoke: weed and cloves

-- Cuss: hello, I'm from NY

-- Sing: constantly

-- Take a shower every day: I dont think I've ever taken a shower on two consecutive days

-- Have a crush(es): not right now but I had mad psycho crushes in high school (Gabe and Randy)

-- Do you think you've been in love: yeah

-- Want to go to college: I'd like to finish college....

-- Like high school: I hated the first half but loved the second half

-- Want to get married: I'm not against it

-- Believe in yourself: only thing I do believe in.

-- Get motion sickness: Nope

-- Think you're attractive: sometimes

-- Think you're a health freak: ha ha

-- Get along with your parents: superficially. like smoking weed with my dad or taking hand outs from my mom. under the surface I hate them and plot their destruction

-- Like thunderstorms: I think they're sexy

-- Play an instrument: drums & percussion, guitars, keyboards, clarinet and oboe... all mediochre

LAYER SIX:

In the past month ...

-- Drank alcohol: yeah

-- Smoked: Yeah

-- Done a drug: Yeah

-- Had sex: Yeah

-- Made out: yeah

-- Gone on a date: No

-- Gone to the mall?: I work in a mall

-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I havent had an oreo in a long long time

-- Eaten sushi: No way, disgusting

-- Been on stage: a few times a week

Have you ever...

-- Been dumped: No

-- Gone skating: roller skating? once...

-- Made homemade cookies: yeah

-- Gone skinny dipping: yeah

-- Dyed your hair: oh yeah

-- Stolen anything: all the time

LAYER SEVEN:

Ever . . .

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yeah

-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: ummm

-- Been caught doing something?: I've been caught doing minor things while I was doing MAJOR things at the same time....

-- Been called a tease: all the time

-- Gotten beaten up: yes

-- Shoplifted: uh huh though I prefer to steal dumb stuff, not from retail stores.

-- Changed who you were to fit in: I stayed the same, the criteria of what makes someone cool changed

LAYER EIGHT:

-- Age you hope to be married: 19

-- Numbers and Names of Children: foster kids would come with their own names

-- Describe your Dream Wedding: the haunted house thing sounded nice

-- How do you want to die: violently fighting for something I believe in

-- What do you want to be when you grow up: emotionally stable & employable

-- Country would you most like to visit: Russia

LAYER NINE:

In a guy/girl . . .

-- Best eye color? guys:brown girls:green

-- Best hair color? guys:brown girls:blonde

-- Short or long hair: either for both sexes

-- Height: guys:taller than me girls:shorter than me

-- Best weight: guys:height proportional girls:chubby

-- Best articles of clothing: comfy cardigans

-- Best first date location: no idea. movies?

-- Best first kiss location: front door

LAYER TEN:

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: all?

-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 3?

-- Number of CDs that I own: about 250 real and a bunch of burned

-- Number of piercings: only my tongue

-- Number of tattoos: "prison" style NIRVANA logo on right wrist and faded out peace sign on left wrist that I gave myself

-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? six

-- Number of scars on my body: oh man, I oughtta take time and count but I cant right now

-- Number of things in my past that I regret: zero

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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