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Seven things that make you laugh
[1] Those dancing kitten commercials on VH1 Classic
[2] young children saying swear words
[3] my brother
[4] playing games with my cat
[5] acid and weed and nitrous
[6] being tickled
7] the simpsons

Seven things you are wearing
[1] Nirvana T-Shirt
[2] embroidered bell bottoms
[3] spongebob nudiepants watch
[4] black bra
[5] deodorant
[6] sunscreen
[7] a tonguering

Seven things you love
[1] My Boo
[2] Kurt Cobain
[3] Nirvana
[4] my dog, Boggy
[5] my cat, Wasabi
[6] weed
[7] cheese

Seven things you dislike
[1] The Way Things Are
[2] my cat biting my ankles and toes
[3] food that looks like I already ate it
[4] the amount of head I receive
[5] the amount of head I give
[6] the price and availabilty of drugs
[7] Courtney Love

Seven things on your desk (I don't have a desk, I used my bookbag)
[1] Pens, pencils, scissors
[2] AmeriCorps folder
[3] planner and address book
[4] sketch pad
[5] journal
[6] lighter
[7] my lunch bag

Right now you are:
[1] tired
[2] needing to piss
[3] thirsty
[4] wanting SUGAR
[5] cold
[6] in ketosis
[7]watching tv

Seven facts about you
[1] I really REALLY like Nirvana
[2] I'm pretty good at a whole shit load of things but I'm not excellent at anything.
[3] I let my younger brother pierce my tongue
[4] I haven't had a paying job since August 2001
[5] I like to clean house listening to the Strokes
[6] I can't sleep in new environments
[7] I'm a cat addict

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
[1] become a rock star
[2] be in a rap video
[3] be a hottie
[4] take over the world
[5] cause Courtney Love a great deal of pain
[6] get paid to shoot poachers in african wildlife preserves
[7] I want to survive a tornado, a hurrican, a failed parachute and flying through the windshield and skidding on cement

Seven things you can do:
[1] write
[2] draw
[3] sing
[4] learn foreign languages
[5] sleep a whole weekend
[6] bend most joints backwards
[7]smoke a hell of a lot of weed

Seven Things You Can't Do:
[1] eat sugar
[2] play dumb
[3] trust people
[4] sleep around
[5] stay in one place for very long
[6] forgive
[7] have children

Seven Famous People You Want To Meet:
[1] Kurt Cobain
[2] George Bush (both)
[3] Courtney Love
[4] Angelina Jolie
[5] Snoop Dogg
[6] Chris Rock
[7] Conan O'Brien

Top 7 bands people should give a listen in no particular order:
[1] Depeche Mode
[2] Concrete Blonde
[3] the Cure
[4] Ataraxian Noise Drift
[5] Ardour
[6] Llewelyn
[7] Stacey Stagar and the Satellites

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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