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Unbeknownst to Eric, I might be bringing home a dog tonight. This morning when I got to work there were a couple security guards were trying to coax some animal out from under a car in the parking lot. I went over to see what was going on. There was a Daschund (excuse any misspellings) huddled under the car. They were talking about calling the humane society but I wouldn't let them. One of the teachers here, Pat, volunteers for a no-kill shelter and would know who to call about a lost pet. The security people called the number Pat gave us and no one showed up. They called back at 1pm and complained, they were told they're short-staffed blah blah. The security people said that if no one shows up by 5 to get the dog they have to drop it off at the Humane Society. So if no one shows up I'll take the dog tonight. Eric's best friend has 2 Daschunds, maybe she wants one more. Hers are about retarded or cripple or some shit so maybe she needs a healthy one. The dog is defintely a pet, first off it's a daschund for crissakes, they're not exactly your run-of-the-mill stray, wild animal. Its nails were clipped, he's nice and fat. He was a cute dog too. I know it'll be a pain in the ass having a dog overnight but it's so cute!

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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