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Oh Muh Gawd, I Broke a Nail!!!
12.04.03 2:23 p.m.
Just snapped three of my nails about 15 minutes ago and it FUCKING HURT! Now I know what all those bitches were whining about in high school. Two are cracked about a third of the way across and one is really fucked up, as is my finger, and I may have to go to the salon at some point for some fix-it work. For now super glue and a band aid will have to work. Bastards.
Went to that research study, thumbed through a couple magazines, had a diet dr. pepper and then they said "OK We're ready for you all, so everyone but Joey please follwo me to the back." Ummm okayyy... Then she comes back out front and says that they only need 8 people and I'm the lucky one who gets to go home. So I got $100 for fucking NOTHING!! Kicks major fucking ass, specially when you count all the times I been dicked out of a hundred for nothing in return... I'm speaking of speeding/parking tickets not drugs though I did pay $100 for a bag of brown sugar once. Anyway I got the money order for the deposit already, got hit on in line at the bank by a pretty nice lookin guy with a kid. Nope. "Sorry dude, first off you got a kid, second you got a penis."
It's a bitch trying to get electric hooked up. I was on hold for 20 minutes then a recording came on saying due to the high volume of calls they can't help me at this time, to please call back later... then hung up on me! I just remembered there's a nail place here in the mall, I'm gonna go get em fixed. I'll tell you bout my schnazzy new converse later. Yeah yeah, I got enough converse but these are BLACK on BLACK high tops!!
Always remember to quit while you're ahead.
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!
Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
AFTER
WHAT'S MY NAME?!?