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McPhail (Eric with the stapled wrists) aka McFailure, is at my house already. Instead of buying a tv he bought a case of 40s and some crack and threw down a party that my hood hasnt seen in a long time.... I wouldnt really know cuz I wasnt there, though I did get invited. I've done good so far staying clear of that shit, thank you very much. Besides, it's way too much fun having Harlan all to myself, last night in paricular... let's just say that his cock's nickname is the General; last night he was Sherman and my ass was Georgia. Oh do I have any readers left after that one? Here's a crude joke you may like: What's red, black, blue and doesn't want to have sex??? The girl in my trunk! So yeah... anyway, my Jagstang is at Harlan's and he said that anything I bring over there becomes his property... we had to have a talk about that, not just how valuable monetarily the guitar is, but the sentimental value also, and with all that Ive given already it's just way too much, I told him we can talk more later after he shows me what's in his armoire. The thing is huge, locked, and full of skeletons. A couple days ago he mentioned maybe opening it up for me when I asked to see a pic of his kid. He talked a lot of his two major loves, the exwife and some girl he referred to as "Honey Bunch" and how he fucked those relationships up, mainly cuz they cheated, and he beat them, and THEN cheated in retaliation... him beating the ex is why he spent 4 mos in jail, has all those fines for violating the restraining order and why he hasnt seen his 4 year old in more than 3 years.... He's come a long way since all this, just like I have with all my bullshit. We balance each other, technically he COULD kick my ass, but it wouldnt be fun for him cuz I wouldnt put up a fight at all AND I'd enjoy getting my ass beat by him, it' be like the scene in True Romance with Gandolfini beating up Arquette. On my end, he makes me be a lady and forces me to "settle down and act right". anyway I gotta go.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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