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So the watermelons... Sunday night Cindy called me and asked if I wanted to meet some guys, really I went over cuz maybe they had something to offer, usually the guys Cindy has over bring "presents" of the smokeable/snortable kind. She said one was REALLY cute and smart and my age. Turns out not cute at all, sorta smart, and she had talked me up so much that he thought I was a sure thing so his hands were all over me all night. Not that I stayed that long, they hadn't brought "presents". So they're drinking Coronas and I dont drink beer so theyre all cocked and I'm bored. Only interesting thing is that the one guy that didnt speak english at all kept saying he was a watermelon. He kept saying it over and over for some reason and finally I whispered to Cindy "Why does he keep saying he's a watermelon??" she busted out laughing and said "No, he's saying he's Guatamalan...." I said "I'd prefer a watermelon." I changed my phone number the next day, she'd already given it to the one she was trying to hook me up with. Did I ever explain about the stripper? She finally called me yesterday, I'd called Monday to leave my new number. I'm going over to her place to -as she put it- test out the new hot tub. Word. I can't handle men anymore, it's worse getting hit on after the whole Harlan thing and now that I look better and more self esteem and pride I get hit on all the time. I still get nervous and cant handle it though. I'm totally comfortable with girls, when the stripper asked to come back to my place I couldnt get out of that place quick enough... and then leaving with the hottest girl in the club, the one that dissed every guy in there... hell yeah that was a good feeling. I'm looking forward to seeing her, not sure if it's tomorrow or saturday. Tomorrow is NA softball and I gotta get my check cashed and the guitar out of pawn at some point this weekend, which si over by softball, then it depends on how many games I play in to see if I get hom early enough to hang out with stripper. I might just wait till Saturday when I'm fresh and not so tired. God she's SO hot. ---------------As for the note Eric left on the tagboard... I'd rather have a "beater" than a "cheater".

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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