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OK MSN decided to freeze up on me and I lost that last entry. I hadn't typed that much. Last night we went to karaoke. It was my ex-almost step-dad #3's birthday yesterday so he was there totally wasted. I sang Dream On and Don't Stop Believin. The KJ sucked, sounded like a "morning zoo" wannabe, totally top40 and lame, plus he tried to stick his tongue down my throat when I suggested he get China Girl. I rocked out on the Journey song, that was the second one and I'd had much Jack Daniels by that time. The Aerosmith was the worst I've done on that song, but everyone liked it nonetheless. There was a 57 year old guy, Al Sterling. I'm not sure what his story is but pretty much he's the drunken clown, grabbing asses, pole dancing and telling dirty jokes to anyone who'd listen. So of course I listened, but he kept humping my leg the whole time. I got a drink out of him and barely had to dance with him so it wasn't THAT bad. He kept hitting on me and my mom saying we'd be the hottest tag team ever, the dude must have been, like, super-sloshed.

I didn't hear anything from either places I applied at last week, but the answering maching here doesnt really work, everyone sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher, or like the city bus driver announcing the intersections.... I really need to get a job. I'm barely employable though. Everyone send Copy Shop vibes about how great I am at pushing the start button, OK?

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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