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update on leg 07.30.04 1:17 p.m. Well I've heard nothing from Geoff about working on the house. My mom is seriously pissed off about it and I'm the one having to incurr the wrath of Momzilla. She will be here, at 11:30 she said "within the hour" and it's 1:15 so whenever she gets here she'll be all "why aren't you ready to work" yadda yadda, and she just got her nails done so that means she won't be doing jacksquat but bitching like a drill sargeant. "Yes sir, Momzilla sir!" Meanwhile any time she opens her mouth I hear that Godzilla "Murrarrgh!!" roar and with each step she takes I see tiny Japanese people running around on the floor. Soon the ill-timed subtitles will appear to let me know what the tiny Japanese are saying and I'll know for certain that I've finally cracked beyond repair, even NASA-strength glues couldn't hold me together. My leg/knee seems to be doing better. It was worse before I went to bed, but the pics I wanted to take last night didnt turn out well without good daylight in the computer room. The bruises are the most confusing.
See... MUCH better. LOL. So anyway I'm expecting a real fucked up night tonight, not only is it a full moon but it's a motherfucking BLUE MOON. I'll definitely need to stalk down the twins and see what kind of games they have planned for tonight. I hope it involves the cemetary.... Always remember to quit while you're ahead. |
About Me I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!! Examples of My Insanity
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