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Of course the SECOND I mention him taking the apartment by himself and paying child support he turns into such a sweetie! (by sweetie I mean *not an asshole* he still hasnt told me he loves me or put out -not that I'd fuck him anymore after I found out he has herpes...) What I really should do is wait for him to pass out drunk, get the rest of my stuff out of the house, toss a lit cig next to him in bed and try to act sad and surprised when they tell me that he and the house are goners. It'd help my mom too cuz she has to file bankruptcy cuz she cant afford the house. Unfortunately Greg hasn't worked enough quarters in his life to even qualify for social security yet so it wouldnt be worth the risk. and maybe he'll quit drinking and be a decent father & boyfriend... um, yeah.

Seein someone will prolly call the police on me about what I just said I might as well continue with this: W is coming to my town, MY piece of shit like 20,000 person town... why? haven't they seen that nearly every STOP sign in town has a big fat W underneath it?? I dont fucken know. Maybe he likes to ski or drink wine? Im not sure if it's just a public appearance or a town meeting forum... they wont give details yet... hmmm why's that? My only plan so far is to wear a shirt that says "LESBIANS AGAINST BUSH" even tho Im not a real lez (but I play one on tv : ) I still think it'd be great to get into a camera shot wearing that shirt. I'm thinking I'll take Cassidy and see if he'll kiss her, make sure she chugs a bottle right beforehand and that I jostle her around a bit before the kiss.... actually I wonder if she'd be able to sense his evil, she's a really good judge of character. I think she can see Autopilot, which is interesting because I cant. anyway I need to write that 10-15 pages on AmeriCorps....

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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