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Don't get all excited, it's not Greg...


As a matter of fact, I'm not sure what it's from but hopefully Putu didn't rob some lost in the woods zombie of its dinner. Actually I'm pretty sure it's from the box of deer parts laying out to thaw in the garage. Those silly amish guys like to toss in brains and penises as their version of a practical joke. Anyway, at least I didn't step on it. "Brains, yummy ooey gooey brains!"

Thrakkorzog says "Now, now, now�there'll be plenty of time for brain-eating after we conquer the Earth!" Damn straight. (shut up, you know The Tick rules!)
""And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!"
"And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick�and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Yeah! Keep playing with fire, superpants, you don't know how much fire you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"
"So he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something big! He says you want to be a supervillain, right, and I go yeah baby, yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says you got bombs, blow up the Comet Club, it's packed with superheroes�you'll go down in supervillain history and I go Yeah baby 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!"
"And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere�you're all over the place! Yeah!"
"I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use, the uh, and so he says Evil's OK in by my book what about yours and I go Yeah Baby Yeah! Yeah! I just wanted to uh, wash my hands�"
"Oh, that's just uh, Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!"
"Eat my smoke, copper! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
"An object at rest, cannot be stopped!"
"Excuse me�excuse me�and then I says tell me I'm wrong, and he says I can't baby 'cause you're not!"
"This could happen to you, baby�this could happen to anybody!"
"And so he says, I don't like the cut of your jib, and I go, I says it's the only jib I got, baby!"
"Yeah baby!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Sixty seconds till midnight�sixty seconds to nowhere, baby! You have all become victims of the Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs�Hey! Pay attention!"
"Yeah baby! and you've only got twenty seconds before you all�Eat Ceiling!!!"
"You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician�bad is good, baby! Down with government!"

So do I have ANYTHING of substance to put in here... hmmmm I got my very first homework assignment of the semester that started Sept 11th done. And I'm all out of weed and Nyquil so I wont be sleeping anytime soon. I could do more homework but really my brain is fucking FRIED. I've either been taking care of puppies or reading/writing for the essay today. Seriously I probably read over 100 pages in different texts. The essay ended up 3 pages single spaced. I got anotherone due the 10th. I dont even know what the fuck's going on in the other class. It feels good to be getting back on track with this one. I guess I can copy in my essay, dont know what'll happen with formatting tho, lemme do it in another entry.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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