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11.26.07 11:04 p.m.

I am STOKED! Now I dont have any details at all, but I am going on AP's gut feeling... anyway my mom picked me up from work tonight and immediately asks why there's a guy from NYC calling for me on her cellphone at 8:15pm. When I looked confused she said he was from some City program he said I worked and then something about being alumni. These are the kinds of phone msgs my mom gets to me... Last month I applied for a few staff jobs through the City Year alumni association, cuz they really only hire from within. So this is a VERY good sign. I will SOOOO take anything they offer me, at any site (except maybe san antonio, fuck that texas bullshit). I'm psyched, cant wait to call back in the morning.

Stupid walmart customer question of the day, followed by my response "you mean I gotta plug the damn thing in?" "well yeah sir, it's digital, runs on electricity..." "but it's only a picture frame, who ever heard of plugging in picture frames? are you SURE it wont work without plugging it into the wall, my electric bill is high enough!" "well, it might work if you plug it into an onion or a potato or something, but I don't know if those will give off enough volts..."


Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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