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BEFORE
Lon's a dork and possibly a closet homo
o7.26.o2 8:03 a.m.
goddammit! was out putting my newest comic book together at denny's till just now and when I got home, came in the bedroom and here's Lon buckass naked, except for a backwards turned ball cap, spankin it to net porn, using goddamn peanut oil. I'm fucking serious! what the fuck?!?! peanut oil, dude come on! now the fucking keyboard's all fucken slimey n shit and I need to type!!! ok, it's only slimey on the left side (he's lefty). dude do me a favor and jerk to porn you dont need the keyboard for or clean it up or something. this is my mom's computer, what if she needs it today on her day off, or if she woulda walked in on him or something, I'd never hear the damn end of it! ok... so anyway he's a dork. guess its not as bad as when I caught him spankin it to guy porn hehehe whoops did I just say that to the whole world, I guess I did....
Always remember to quit while you're ahead.
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!
Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
AFTER
WHAT'S MY NAME?!?