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Now that there are people actually reading this, I want to remind everyone that I got three comic books for sale now, and two poetry books.... They're cheap ($5, and I pay shipping) and really fucking funny. I'm not just saying that cuz I'm their creator, I'm saying that cuz it's true! The first one is really big, it's a graphic novel of my high school years. The second is a tribute to my friend Neil (mainly its abotu us getting drunk/high and fucking off) the third is all things I've found funny, situations by myself. The last one is more ironic than flat out getting drunk and stupid humor. The poetry books are sorta zine-like, with 20-50 poems each, and collages and pics I found or drew, or real pics of me. If you really want them and dont got any money, email your address and I'll mail you some for free. I might get a tax ID # soon, in order to claim gains and losses, so I could give out a lot and write it off as a loss, or as advertising. anyway once you do get them, especially if I send them to you for free, you need to show your friends, people at work... and say "Hey check this out, this grrl is whack!" and get THEM to buy my comics. see the goal is pop culture domination, that's not too much to ask for is it? If you want to get things goin sooner mail me $5 and I'll just send comics to the return address. I'll take trades too if you want, so just mail me random stuff (anything to do with Nirvana/Cobain a plus, porn's ok but no spent condoms please) and I'll send you comics in return. Tell me what you want, comics, poems, combo, whatever.... If youre gonna send a mail-bomb, make sure its compact cuz I got the smallest size PO Box. If youre gonna send antrax, at least cut it with some coke, cuz I'm gonna think it's coke and snort it anyway. mail to: joey po box 898 canandaigua ny 14424

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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