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describing my job
o8.o3.o2 2:00 p.m.

my job has gotten better, I figured it would. it's amazing the things we humans can make ourselves get used to... or in my case, tolerate. They've got me on the acid line, which sounds way more cooler than it really is. I'm on a 4 foot platform, there's a row of about 15 tanks with various hazardous chemicals in them, nitric acid, something called Entec, a "caustic" (I dont know what that is either, yeah I got some good training you can tell... all I know is that everything has a warning label above it and the health hazard says 4, which is the worst possible). so theres a machine that carries 12 barrels each with 125 pounds of ammunitions. it dunks them in the various tanks at some cycle I havent caught onto yet. when it's done with a barrel, every 7 minutes, I take the lid off, which is quite heavy, position the barrel above a conveyor belt and empty it out, then I fill it back up.... in between cycles I'm SUPPOSED to be watching 4 different machines/conveyor lines that bring shit to me or take shit away from me. Realistically the shit fucks up in between every cycle so the whole night is spent with me running around picking shit up off the floor when the machines overflow cuz the conveyor gets backed up. and they have quotas too.... On Fridays the acid line is shut down so I was packing shit, which is SUPPOSED to be the easiest job, the machines kept fucking up and the I had to watch the other other four machines so I really only worked not even half the time packing and the hourly quota said 180 pieces, I dont know if a piece is one box of 25 ammos or one case of 6 boxes of ammos... I REALLY hope it's the former or else I'm in big trouble.... Like I care. They lucky I aint stealin shit yet. Theres a metal sign on the wall with all these funny pictures and its like propaganda against stealing from the workplace. yeah, I'm gonna steal it!


Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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About Me
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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