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my boobs kick ass
09.03.02 4:48 p.m.

so I started a new job today, got called about it at ten am, said to be there at noon for just a half day today.

got to talking with this other brand new temp, he asked where Id worked before and I told him about how I just got let go from pliant cuz of the whole getting hurt thing and he asked if I was the girl with the distracting boobs! I got nervous, thinking how many people know about this... but he explained that he was in the office doing paperwork and overheard them talking about how some chick at pliant had been let go by them (pliant) because she wore something low cut and got beaned in the head cuz some guy was distracted.... then he went on to say that he didnt expect that chick to look like me... then he went on to apologize by saying "not that youre not hot, youre just hot in a um different... in uhh you're own kind of way..." and I said "dude you can come out and say it, I'm hot for a fat chick" and that sorta broke the tension and he was like "well yeah youre like the hottest chubby girl Ive ever met" so that was pretty complementary cuz first off I dont mind being a "chubby chick" and second it took guts to say, and thirdly I'd rather be the hottest fat girl than just a mediochre regular-sized bitch.... then he said something about not finding chubs attractive but that I was "yeah... you know" is what he said so we talked for a while and he said "yeah I can see how they could be distracting" and today I was just wearing very baggy jeans and an old Nirvana tee and wasnt even looking that hot or boobalicious. I'm not saying that my titties dont rock because they certainly do. anyway the guy's pretty cool, except we have all the wrong things in common (we're both scorpios, our fave alcohol is southern comfort and he can also drink a liter of hundred proof in one night...) I'm probably not going to be friends with him outside of work although I may ask him to be in my army. He's pretty skinny with no butt and his adam's apple sticks out a lot. He likes Godsmack and Manson and Korn, yet also DMB and Phish and Dead a lot too.... So I started thinking how I've been having some pretty good self-esteem lately, been getting hit on a lot the past two weeks, and by the strangest people (as in NORMAL people...) and then there's Daniel. I had a couple entries abotu him this weekend, an introductory one and then the funny snippet of chatlog. I'm gonna add some more chatlog only cuz this is my diary and I want to remember it, and it demonstrates what I'm saying, and its funny cuz Im just fucking plowed-ass drunk.... I dont ever save chatlogs btu I knew Id need to reread this one when I sobered up. Its funny, people think that drunks are more honest, and I guess ofr the most part that's true. but people are also more honest to drunks... and this is what I got from Daniel. I think he thought I wouldnt remember or that he could play it off afterwards. ------------------------------------ Fungus101: word up

anoisedrift: hey did you see those pics??

anoisedrift: I emailed you some more

Fungus101: yeah

Fungus101: I could only see the last two

anoisedrift: oh what the hell turn up the briteness again

anoisedrift: oh Im about a forth of the way into a liter of hundred proof just to warn you

Fungus101: wonderful

anoisedrift: woooh!

anoisedrift: hey my typings not fucked up tho cuz the mania is still raging

anoisedrift: oh shit I forgot to ask how youre feeling?

anoisedrift: you doin ok?

anoisedrift: and you know I get to be myself when Im drunk right

anoisedrift: so look out

anoisedrift: you only got to see the last two, well those were the best ones right?

Fungus101: actually, you never get to be anything but yourself

Fungus101: yeah

anoisedrift: I dont know if you even think Im pretty at all or what so I dont even know why I sent those to you

Fungus101: take some fucking pictures

anoisedrift: huh?

anoisedrift: I took some already

anoisedrift: didnt I go far enough?

Fungus101: I don't know, I only saw two pictures

Fungus101: I don't care how far you go; just take something I can see

anoisedrift: nah the first two were me unbuttoning the top shirt

Fungus101: that's what I thought it was

anoisedrift: yeah but then you can see me!

anoisedrift: why dont you just use your imagination and pretend Im hot

Fungus101: oooo, you look really hot right now

anoisedrift: hell yeah I do!

anoisedrift: I still got on the leather

anoisedrift: & underwire so my boobs are just like KABLOWIE!

anoisedrift: I think I have too much going right now, the icam shit wont open

anoisedrift: hold on

(long pause) anoisedrift: where the fuck are you , strokin it to fender.com again?

Fungus101: no, stompbox.com

anoisedrift: ahhh

anoisedrift: hey when you drink you just drin k beer huh

Fungus101: no, I take shots too

anoisedrift: ever heard the asylum street preachers song called BEER really fucken funny

anoisedrift: shot o what

Fungus101: lately its been this bottle of Absolute that Aram and I stole at a porno convention in 'Vegas that we saw Ron Jeremy at

anoisedrift: you have a bottle of absolut (no e dude) and its not empty?

Fungus101: I haven't been taking shots lately

Fungus101: just Beer

anoisedrift: well I am drinking hundred proof southern comfort

anoisedrift: its a liter bottle

anoisedrift: and its got about three inches missing

anoisedrift: hold on Im trying to get you more pics

Fungus101: send them through AIM

anoisedrift: well yeah

anoisedrift: you want me to resend the last ones?

Fungus101: sure

anoisedrift: ok I still cant get the cam software to work

anoisedrift: fucking a

anoisedrift wants to send file C:My DocumentsMy Picturesjoeyscrap1.jpg.

Fungus101 received C:My DocumentsMy Picturesjoeyscrap1.jpg.

Fungus101: send it through direct connect next time

anoisedrift wants to send file C:My DocumentsMy Picturesjoeyscrap2.jpg.

Fungus101 declined request; the file will not be sent.

Fungus101: send direct connect

anoisedrift: how do I do that

Fungus101: the way you're doing it makes my virus scanner go ape shit

anoisedrift wants to directly connect.

Fungus101 is now directly connected.

anoisedrift: ok got it

Fungus101: cool

anoisedrift wants to send file C:My DocumentsMy Picturesjoeyscrap2.jpg.

anoisedrift: I was on 2 right

Fungus101: yeah, 2

Fungus101: but you have to click the picture again to do the file

Fungus101 declined request; the file will not be sent.

Fungus101: click on the picture again

Fungus101: the little mountain icon thingy

Fungus101 direct connection is closed.

anoisedrift wants to directly connect.

Fungus101 is now directly connected.

Fungus101: great, now click it again to send the pic

anoisedrift: Fungus101: breasticles

anoisedrift: yeah more than that... wooh

anoisedrift:

anoisedrift: two glasses done

Fungus101: neato

anoisedrift: if I could get the damn cam to work I might just be inebriated enough to let the zipper down on the boustier

Fungus101: make sure you only have one webcam program up at a time

anoisedrift: I got it working...

anoisedrift: nah it dont even owrk when I got msn goin

anoisedrift: but it just did from outta nowhere

anoisedrift: hold on a sec

anoisedrift: why dont you go read my diary entry

anoisedrift: phatgrrl.diaryland.com

Fungus101: www.phatgrrl.diaryland.com

anoisedrift: yeyye soprry

anoisedrift: anoisedrift: thats wgat the bottom kooks like

Fungus101: its red?

anoisedrift: red at the bottom red flames

anoisedrift: black on top

anoisedrift: anoisedrift: anoisedrift: anoisedrift: leather n lace is the best combio right...

anoisedrift: besides whiskey n coke

Fungus101: I prefer just lace

Fungus101: just coke

anoisedrift: oh sorry

anoisedrift: Im not that girlie

anoisedrift: my other boustier, its all black

anoisedrift: that has lace on it too

anoisedrift: more lace than what youre seeing hwere

Fungus101: lace and nylon actually

anoisedrift: waitt was that a hint or somethint aboutt seein the bra?

Fungus101: I don't know

anoisedrift: lon gonna kill me if he finds lthere

anoisedrift: these

Fungus101: show whatever you want

anoisedrift: yeah sometime I think yuore flirting

anoisedrift: uh huh its not about what I wnat tho

anoisedrift: fuck i need to slow down when I type do you notice how fast I type??

anoisedrift: on one fo the caht things it says "so n so is typing a meeage" and people always comment on how quick I type you acan tell how fast a person types with that chat thingy

anoisedrift: anyway... abck to showing whateverI want

Fungus101: I can barely make out what you're saying

anoisedrift: dammit

anoisedrift: briteness not up enough??

anoisedrift: lol

anoisedrift: ahh Im typing like courtney love ewww ok I def need to slow down

anoisedrift: what number are we on?

Fungus101: number?

Fungus101: let me check

Fungus101: 8

anoisedrift: ok

anoisedrift: 8 only ?

anoisedrift: word up

anoisedrift: so whyd you change the subject back there anyway?

anoisedrift: I was saying that sometimes I think youre flirting with m,e

Fungus101: more pics please

Fungus101 direct connection is closed.

Fungus101: what subject?

anoisedrift: THAT subject

anoisedrift wants to directly connect.

Fungus101 is now directly connected.

Fungus101: I don't know what you're talking about

anoisedrift: dammit dude

anoisedrift: sometimes I think youre flirting with me

anoisedrift: did you fucking understand that

Fungus101: oh that

Fungus101: I'm just being a guy

Fungus101: don't take it so seriously

anoisedrift: well to me youre not a regular guy

anoisedrift: so its al little different when you do it

Fungus101: I'm not SOOOO different

anoisedrift: anoisedrift: thats not what I meant, youre better... special... I know you

anoisedrift: so its weird coming from you

Fungus101: well, I'm a deity, but other than that, I really don't have that many quirks

anoisedrift: anoisedrift: not that I mind or anything

anoisedrift: its not that, it doesnt bug me at all

anoisedrift: usually when flirted with, hit on, or anything sexual really, I get nervous and uncomfortable, it takes a lot fo rme to get

anoisedrift: comfy wnough with anyone to do stuff like this obviously

anoisedrift: or even just to talk abut sex stuff

Fungus101: you've never really had problems talking sex stuff with me

anoisedrift: anoisedrift: thats what Im saying

anoisedrift: Ive just abuot reached my comfort limits with these pics tho

Fungus101: ok

anoisedrift: Im trying to get one where you can see my beauty mark

anoisedrift: Its on the top left breast, really sexy

anoisedrift: but the cam is way to graniy

anoisedrift: fuck im fuckin plowed man

anoisedrift: shit i wish i was gettin plowed... I havent had sex in a long time man why cant i just fuckin have sex like a normal 20 something yr old

Fungus101: you should

anoisedrift: i know like at least oince a day there are opportunities

anoisedrift: but I goota be more special than that, thats the thing

anoisedrift: I wanna be remembered... and be special, not just soem piece of ass

anoisedrift: ok heres my beaty mark

anoisedrift: lots of lace in ths one too

Fungus101: everyone is a piece of ass

anoisedrift: dude so not everyone

anoisedrift: there are so many peoel I woudnt fuck,,, im so fuckign picky

anoisedrift: man Im running low on coke

anoisedrift: diet coke too ewww

anoisedrift: um

anoisedrift: oh yeah the pic

anoisedrift: but yeah see I think one of my probs with sex is that Im also way narccississtic like Im pretty sure no ones gonan fuck em as good as I can

anoisedrift: so why bother

anoisedrift: man why do I got liek ten snetances to your one

Fungus101: because Jason just came over

Fungus101: sorry

Fungus101: he scared the shit out of

anoisedrift: Fungus101: Anyway I have to go attend to his needs

anoisedrift: who jason?

anoisedrift: did he see my boobs?

anoisedrift: if so, whatd he think? lol

anoisedrift: jhold on I need more coke

anoisedrift: (ags on straight so co)

anoisedrift: gags*

Fungus101: yes your boobs are nice

Fungus101: -jason

anoisedrift: dammit I was gonna show you my nips

Fungus101: you can still show

Fungus101: if you want to

anoisedrift: uh huh...

anoisedrift: I need more coke tho

anoisedrift: not THAT kinda coke

anoisedrift: coke uh colah

anoisedrift: cuz the straight so comfort is BURNING

anoisedrift: brb

anoisedrift: who's jason btw

Fungus101: he was in Food with me

anoisedrift: oh ok i remeber him

anoisedrift: what his emergency thats more important yhan my boobs

anoisedrift: cuz i don t get this drunk that offen anymore and well...

Fungus101: he just came and scared the shit out of me. I didn't hear him come up the stairs, and I always leave my door unlocked

anoisedrift: ah thats good to know...

anoisedrift: your bday is coming up isnt it lol

anoisedrift: hey wanna see what i just found in the garage?

anoisedrift: anoisedrift: anoisedrift: even tho itd be kinda sexy to let him crawkl riound my tits hes almost outta goo

anoisedrift: so im gonna go put him back outsude

anoisedrift: Fungus101: well, whatever floats your boat

anoisedrift: who said that, is jas still therre

anoisedrift: haha word

Fungus101: I said it

Fungus101: Jason is talking to Aram on the phone

anoisedrift: wherres my funckin bottle

anoisedrift: well show him what I look like so he knows what goes with tha titties

anoisedrift: anoisedrift: you want me to change boostiers?

anoisedrift: oh wait I waa goona get my nops

Fungus101: yeah

anoisedrift: you know yr never as drunk as you think you are until ya stand up

anoisedrift: *nips, not nops lol

anoisedrift: ok itll be a sec for me to change cuZ I busted the straps

anoisedrift: the um laces broke

anoisedrift: yeah mega titties

anoisedrift: so I need to take the laces outta my boots lol

anoisedrift: ok lemme get my mips

anoisedrift: dammit nips

anoisedrift: still havent found my boottle

anoisedrift: ok nevermind

Fungus101: tease

anoisedrift: no i ment nevermind fiund tha bottle

anoisedrift: bitch yr the tease

anoisedrift: you promissed me taht striptease days ago

anoisedrift: man thtas some string shit

anoisedrift: strong

anoisedrift: yeaheyah

anoisedrift: lol

anoisedrift: tell jas Im bipolar btw, oh and regularly mental too

anoisedrift: this ones more of a corst than a bopustier

anoisedrift: ahhh

anoisedrift: corset... boustier

Fungus101: really? mee too waht kind of meds are you on?

Fungus101: -j

anoisedrift: I am anti meds right now cuz I need my super powers

anoisedrift: but I was on 2500 mg of depakote daily

anoisedrift: then celexa, not sure what mg, maybe 15 or 20??

anoisedrift: been perpetually stoned the last 2 weeks so Ive been really down

anoisedrift: then its like two weeks of mania jumped in my face last nioght

anoisedrift: daniel and I were talking and he can tell you I was all over the dan place, gioggling n shit

anoisedrift: pretty fun stuff

anoisedrift: but it got annoying this is the mania where I can tell Im not gonna sleep for at least 4 days...

anoisedrift: so Im drinkng...

anoisedrift: youd thihk id just take meds./.. but its like no insurance etc

anoisedrift: Im getting on disability thp

anoisedrift: tho

anoisedrift: expecting a check for almost ten grand...

anoisedrift: danny boy wants me to come out there and fuck his brains out or something

anoisedrift: lol

anoisedrift: fund his demo...? who knows

Fungus101 direct connection is closed.

anoisedrift: this is the boustier I sewed myself

anoisedrift: so it fits differently hold on

anoisedrift: might as well take both boots off

anoisedrift: they kinda sexy, more biker looking though, for work

anoisedrift: doc martens

anoisedrift: man they need to make steel toe converse, then id be all set

anoisedrift wants to directly connect.

Fungus101 is now directly connected.

anoisedrift: is therre anybody out therre?

Fungus101: pink floyd -j

anoisedrift:

Fungus101: justmknockifmyoucanhereme?

anoisedrift: man i hat ethat siong now

anoisedrift: Fungus101: because why?

anoisedrift: becuz why what>? hols on

anoisedrift: oh you dont know why? who am I talkin to?

Fungus101: word.

Fungus101: -j

anoisedrift: Ias puttin em on not takin em off soory

anoisedrift: hay jas does danyo got a pic of you ?

Fungus101: lemme see

anoisedrift: shit theese laces too wide to git thru grommets, will try tho

anoisedrift: dammit this is gonna look dorky

anoisedrift: imade this wheni was a junky

anoisedrift: and there was less of me to fit into this thing

anoisedrift: hey daniel do you think Im pretty like at least face-wise, tooday lon said I coud be hotter than britany spears if i tried

anoisedrift: that slug was cute wasnt it

anoisedrift: god im fuckign drunk

anoisedrift: you find that pic of jas yet?

anoisedrift: what kinda bipolar are you btw? its yr axis 1 right?

anoisedrift: you got an axis 2??

anoisedrift: iM ULTRA RAPID CYCLING

anoisedrift: whoops

Fungus101: anoisedrift: shit these arent gonna be long enough

anoisedrift: hey rock on your pretty sexy

anoisedrift: my hair sorta looks like that now

anoisedrift: did you see my pic?

anoisedrift: my hair aint liek that now

Fungus101: hang on i'll look

Fungus101: neither is mine that was taken 6 months ago

anoisedrift: one friend said I look pissed off in that pic, danyo said I lok evil... but yeah thats pretty much how I am: pissed off and evil lol

anoisedrift: so it is longer or shorter than that?

anoisedrift: ummm...lol yeahhh

Fungus101: oh shorter

anoisedrift: fuck I keep snagging the lace n tearing it

Fungus101: it's really short now

Fungus101: i got a supercuts special

anoisedrift: like not even long enough to grab hold of or what

anoisedrift: man ihavent been to a real barber tyoe place since I was 10

anoisedrift: well no my mom manipulated me into a jc penney perm in high school

anoisedrift: my hair was down to my ass then and it tokk 4 hours, came out looking like janis joplin

Fungus101: yeah you can grab a hold of it

Fungus101: i had a perm

anoisedrift: maybe thats whwerre the so co entered my life!

anoisedrift: who had a perm? jas or daniel?

Fungus101: when i was 6

Fungus101: -j

anoisedrift: did everyone push you down on the playgfround and call you a faggot?

Fungus101: danyo is ethnic he always has a perm

anoisedrift: cuz I prolly woulda!

anoisedrift: KIDDING...

Fungus101: no

anoisedrift: I know what danyo looks like... believe me dude! lol

Fungus101: i was too big

anoisedrift: HEY DANIEL YOU SHOU

anoisedrift: FUCKin christalmighty

Fungus101: i was bigger than most of my teachers by teh time I was 10

anoisedrift: you should give jas my url for my online diary n shit

anoisedrift: how tal are you?

anoisedrift: im pretty tll for a chick

anoisedrift: * still lacign this fyucker up, dont know why I bother when its gonna com eoff in a sec anyway

Fungus101: how tall?

anoisedrift: and im so not drinking enough right now cuz of this lacing shit

anoisedrift: yeah how tall

Fungus101: i reached by full height by 8th grade

anoisedrift: well how fuckin tall are you

Fungus101: 6 foot

anoisedrift: what the hell

anoisedrift: shit they way you talkin sound like youre like Krist-tall

anoisedrift: but yeah my hairs like yours in that pic now

anoisedrift: cuz my fiance-type person (daniel can explain)

Fungus101: nope i am only jason tall

anoisedrift: he said to me that the only thing left oretty about me (since Ive met him -96-) is my hair

anoisedrift: so I cut it off... lol

anoisedrift: you got krist right, form nirvana

Fungus101: ha guy doesn't sound like fiance type thing material

Fungus101: yeah got it

anoisedrift: no hesn ot, is danyo explainin

anoisedrift: ? anoisedrift: shit yesterday I nearly smashed an entable over his hed

anoisedrift: one of my hook thingies (grommets) is bent thats whats takin so long ossry

Fungus101: danyo splained

anoisedrift: danyo exoplain how i

normally dont do stuff liek this pleeze anoisedrift: or ok check this out

anoisedrift: www.phatgrrl.diaryland.com

anoisedrift: is that spelled right D?

anoisedrift: yeah looks good to me

anoisedrift: wah answerin my own shit

Fungus101: yeh speeled rght

anoisedrift:

anoisedrift: word.

anoisedrift:

anoisedrift: I cant belive this thing still fits thats awesome

(long pause)

anoisedrift: hey where the hell are you two? off havin homo sex??

anoisedrift: thougth so! Fungus101: homo sex is teh best put your best friend to the test anoisedrift: uhhh anoisedrift: yeah exceopt then her parents find out and her dad chaces you around Kroger's throwing cans of creamed corn at you.... anoisedrift: right right me droogies anoisedrift: ok i got the dammed thing laced up jesus christ anoisedrift: god my titties rock! anoisedrift: i wish i were a man so i could fuck myself anoisedrift: fuck how narcicissistioc is that anoisedrift: woah what the fuck Fungus101: i wish youd show them to me Fungus101: danyo here anoisedrift: lol try to pronounce that anoisedrift: see.. i told you you flirt with me wtf bitch anoisedrift: man no wonder why you offer me a place to stay when i get out there with my cash anoisedrift: hey no letter yet?? Fungus101: narcicissistioc anoisedrift: Im gonna get arrested seriously if that letter doesnt get to yyou im not fucking kidding dude im talkin like prisin god im so fucking stoopid Fungus101: did i pronounce it rght anoisedrift: i just fucking got this thing on and you want it off alreadyy? anoisedrift: fuckin a.. anoisedrift: does Jas know Im from ny? anoisedrift: not the city but close enough to sound like i come from there Fungus101: yeah i told him anoisedrift: Fungus101: whoot whoot anoisedrift: dammit daniel why dont you juts admitt hat you wantr me Fungus101: ok ok i want you anoisedrift: shit if you can stand fuicking that bitchwhore kim for that long.. fuck id rock yr workd anoisedrift: world.. yeah you know what im sayin even if i dont anoisedrift: you just adn=mitting that cuz i got 3/4 a liter of 100 proof so co in my bloodstream anoisedrift: and yo dotn think ill remembr anoisedrift: fuk im fuked up Fungus101 direct connection is closed. anoisedrift wants to directly connect. Fungus101 is now directly connected. anoisedrift: anoisedrift: hey danyo tekk him like how smRT i am n shit Fungus101: already have anoisedrift: yeah... dude am i makin any sesne at alll? anoisedrift: the red mark onj my neck is from wehere I was layin in bed smokuin n dropped the clove on myself anoisedrift: that was the last time i was drinkin' anoisedrift: thay was so co too anoisedrift: diff bottle tho, i think i went thru two that week... Fungus101: so what's stopping you from coming out here and fucking me? anoisedrift: hahaha ummm i dunno... anoisedrift: a plane ticket fer starters Fungus101: yeah, you "dunno" Fungus101: come on anoisedrift: are you even being serious? anoisedrift: you know im gonna sve this chatlog n read it when im nto soo drunk Fungus101: serious, sure why not Fungus101: come out here anoisedrift: "sure why not??" man im wayyyy better than a why not anoisedrift: dude ive only fucked one guy ever... Fungus101: yeah i know baby Fungus101: well then jason and i can be #2 and #3 anoisedrift: fuck remember back in the day when we frist weree talkin and you treid to get me to come uot there Fungus101: but i go first anoisedrift: what teh hell anoisedrift: you my pimp or somthin anoisedrift: you can jus combine them and get 2.5 right? anoisedrift: word anoisedrift: fuck man this si so not meeee anoisedrift: ive slobbered all over my clove so much i cant get a hit anoisedrift: sexy hhu? thought youd ike to know that anoisedrift: I need to drink more; i am still clothed Fungus101: sure Fungus101: yeah it is anoisedrift: not tat i plan on gettin nekked or anything soory Fungus101 direct connection is closed. anoisedrift wants to directly connect. Fungus101 is now directly connected. anoisedrift: fuk im so fucken drunk i can t work the cam rigt anoisedrift: hold on anoisedrift: fucken droppin shit man drummrs nevr drop shit anoisedrift: hey whtd Jas play in food? anoisedrift: bass prolly he lood like bass Fungus101: bass and guitar and sang ocassionally anoisedrift: i wondr what you guy s are talkin bout... anoisedrift: sht this things all ripped shows how well i can fuckn sew anoisedrift: not that thats on my resume or any thing anoisedrift: but like cookin n cleaning are... anoisedrift: hlod on anoisedrift: god u must be laffin your asses offf anoisedrift: im gonna have to kill myself in the morning Fungus101: yes, we are but not in a bad way anoisedrift: danyop said hed admire me if i stuck a gun in my mouth n pulled the trigger anoisedrift: pretty fucked up huh? Fungus101: but get naked first anoisedrift: specially since theres a 10 guage in the other roomo Fungus101 direct connection is closed. anoisedrift: wit5h a shell with my name ion it Fungus101: yeah he's a dick anoisedrift: actually i wear it as a necklace... and i sharpied a smiley face in it (its cased in yellow ploastic) anoisedrift: and when people ask about it... "dude are you for real wearin live ammo round yo neck" anoisedrift: thats how we takl in ny btw anoisedrift: Isay "yup, this is whats gonna kill me" anoisedrift: so yeahhh enough bein mental anoisedrift: and who fukkin said just get nekked first ypo thats fucked up remind me to slap you when i see you ok anoisedrift: hold on morepics anoisedrift: fuk lons gonna be wonderin why im wearin my t-back undies haha anoisedrift: shit i mived befor it took the pic anoisedrift: hmmm this shots kinda sexy hto, me leaning in ta type anoisedrift: are you even therere wtf anoisedrift wants to directly connect. Fungus101: get off so we can call ---------------------------------------- so man how uncharacteristically slutty was I? damn... I'm just going to blame it on the So Co, letting out that hot scorpio sex drive.... anyway Ive got some of the pics up on www.photos.yahoo.com username is phatgrrlcomx i dont know if you can access them that way though, I need to check. anyway it's totally your loss if you cant!


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About Me
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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WHAT'S MY NAME?!?