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to finish up what happened at dennys.... so I'm sitting there talking dirty with two sexy bitches, both in that nice age range of old-enough-to-fuck-but-not-old-enough-to-drink... and the drunker of the two, Nicole, starts talking about two guys the two of them had rolled earlier. I was confused at first and she explained that they had offered oral sex to two British tourists, for $50 (each), then not only did they not finish off the oral, they managed to get their $100 payment, another $190 in their wallets, their passports... even their WEED!!! I ask if they did this sort of thing often, and "Well yeah, only usually we dont rob them" was their answer. I asked other questions, mainly about prices (It's $50 for the oral and extra to come in their mouth, extra to swallow... the $50 doesn't get you much actually, you can't even come on their face for that). Lon was very amused by all this, and I played him up to them. "You know, Lon here has a very nice cock and his birthday is coming up...." Nicole said "Happy Birthday but sorry no freebies." I mentioned he had about $200 in his pocket along with an uncashed paycheck and her interest perked up. Brooke, the hottie who got wet over my tongue ring a couple nights earlier, she was more into talking with me so she didnt give Lon much attention. Nicole seemed to lose interest, I think she was getting creeped out, feeling our evil intensions perhaps. She had been bugging a third girl at their table, Jessica, pretty in her own way (not slutty hot) to call her brother to see if he wanted to fuck Nicole... Jessica wasn't too thrilled and Nicole kept demanding, very loudly "But I want to fuck your brother, please can I fuck your brother, I won't even charge him!!!" I brought up the webcam business and attention soon returned to Lon and I. I explained the details, the payments etc. They both were ready to sign up right there. Nicole, the eager little tramp that she is, was more than happy to let some guy come on her face for less than $50: "I'd do it for $10! All I need is $10!! Would you guys pay me $10?? I wouldn't even have to suck any dick right, just kneel there with my mouth open?? For $10, hell yeah!!!" (and I am NOT making any of this up, this is the actual conversation held at our tables on a friday night in a packed Denny's) The two of them went to the bathroom and I asked jessica why they did such things, if there was a drug habit... some reason... she said that drugs weren't involved "Although you could only imagine the things Nicole would do for an 8 ball if she's that willing to let some guy jerk off all over her for ten bucks..." Mmmm deliciously evil thoughts running through my head. Yes, I got their addresses and numbers and emails and such, I'm not retarded.... But to wrap all this up, I guess I'm just too naive to believe that there are actually REAL people doing this stuff out there, that Lon's whole porn-site business will really work cuz there are PLENTY of girls like Nicole and Brooke who actually get off on degrading themselves, and plenty of people like me and Lon willing to pay good money to degrade them.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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