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polly by eric

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polly by eric
12.18.02 8:27 a.m.

polly by nirvana by eric from madlibs

joey wants a slacker . Think I should upchuck off her first. Think she stains some loaf to puke out the doggy-doo .

Isn't me, barf some turds . Let me shit your stinky feces . Let me poop a caca . Don't crap yourself. I want some dookie to fart myself. Got some diarrhea You have been shat . squeeze you, I have been brown . Let me pinch a excrement , don't dangle yourself. Want some waste to dump myself.

joey plops a doodoo . Maybe she would splash more rolos . She ask me to strain her. A log would be runny for a few.

Isn't me, barf some turds . Let me shit your stinky feces . Let me poop a caca . Don't crap yourself. I want some dookie to fart myself. Got some diarrhea You have been shat . squeeze you, I have been brown . Let me pinch excrement , don't dangle yourself. Want some waste to dump myself.

joey squirts ...

joey squirts her prairiedog hurts. She's just as craptacular as me. She foamed me off my froth . It flushes me, the TP of instinct.

Isn't me, barf some turds . Let me shit your stinky feces . Let me poop a caca . Don't crap yourself. I want some dookie to fart myself. Got some diarrhea You have been shat . squeeze you, I have been brown . Let me pinch excrement , don't dangle yourself. Want some waste to dump myself.



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About Me
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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