Defining Moments of My Life
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03.29.03 6:37 p.m.

I can bite through a pop can

I REALLY REALLY like Justin Timberlake

I'm a communist extremist

I hate owls and the color yellow

I don't like noise unless I'm the one making it

I'm afraid of deer

I'm very picky

I get overheated easily

If I live to be old I'm going to turn out to be that crazy old lady with 30 cats who never gets any visitors on Halloween

I'm pretty good at a lot of things

I never have trouble making a decision

If I had a religion, it would be Taoism

I prefer animals over humans yet I'm not a vegitarian or a cannibal

I'm an atheist

I almost dropped out of life and joined a Hare Krisna monestary back in 95.

I used to see things

I have no friends that live in the same state as I do

I once got so wasted off of weed and coke that I got lost in three different states

I think Led Zeppelin is overrated


Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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About Me
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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