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useful useless facts 03.29.03 6:37 p.m. I can bite through a pop can I REALLY like Justin Timberlake's solo music, especially that trippy video I'm a communist extremist I hate owls and the color yellow I don't like noise unless I'm the one making it I'm afraid of deer I'm very picky I get overheated easily If I live to be old I'm going to turn out to be that crazy old lady with 30 cats who never gets any visitors on Halloween I'm pretty good at a lot of things I never have trouble making a decision If I had a religion, it would be Taoism I prefer animals over humans yet I'm not a vegitarian or a cannibal I'm an atheist I almost dropped out of life and joined a Hare Krisna monestary back in 95. I used to see things I have no friends that live in the same state as I do I once got so wasted off of weed and coke that I got lost in three different states in the same night I think Led Zeppelin is overrated I fear being alone, I used to pretend rock stars would be riding around with me in the car. I would even talk to them, show them around town. One time I ordered an extra taco for Dave Grohl, I'd forgotten he wasn't really there If the apartment ever caught fire the only non-living thing I'd be worried about saving would be Klondyke, my teddy bear Smelling beer or onions on someone's breath makes me nauseous thunderstorms and trains are sexy I collect crow feathers I absolutely can't stand wearing shoes and I NEVER wear socks, my feet are always dirty The White Stripes would be perfect except for all the "god crap" in their songs I have had about 30 different memberships in cd clubs, and didnt pay for most of them I think people who have been raped or molested should get to spend one hour a day of "quality time" with their abuser, for the rest of their lives there's always room for kitties I hate touching glass and eat and drink out of plastic dishes when home sounds I can't stand include: people who THINK they can drum tapping out drum "beats", the squeaks basketball sneakers make on the court, transmission dropping in cars, dial-up modem noises, turning signal and annoying "put on your seatbelt" & "take you keys with you dumbass" dinging One of the qualities I got from my gramma (besides the constant whining and bad knees) is the ability to make up words that go along with songs or tv jingles, and to sing these cute little songs all day. For instance a song about my cat Wasabi (aka Sabi-sue), to the tune of Buddy Holly's Peggy Sue "I love you Sabi-sue, cutest little kitty I ever knew, oh my Sabi, my Sabi-sue, oh I love you cat, yes I love you Sabi-sue" ok nevermind I also have the ability to make up funny lyrics to songs. This may have to be its own entry. Always remember to quit while you're ahead. |
About Me I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!! Examples of My Insanity
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