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so he starts singing Breakout

"You make me dizzy running circles in my head one of these days I'll chase you down..."

and then he cuts out his guitar and the rest of the band stops playing and he says "You know, the last time I was in Houston was in 1987. I was with a band called Scream. We were opening for the Butthole Surfers at a club called Numbers. Is that club still around?" crowd cheers "That club rocks! Anyway there's this girl, Cathy, I think.. yeah Cathy the Cowgirl, and she's got a sheet of acid, right, so I take a few hits..." crowd goes nuts "wait hold up, I know you know where this is going but let me get there... so I'm on a few hits of acid watching the Butthols Surfers play and they got this big screen behind them playing a video of a beautiful fish just swimming along, this fish swimming in and out of a coral reef, it was so beautiful, mesmerizing right, and then BAM it cuts right into footage of PENIS SURGERY! I'm serious!" crowd is laughing with him at this point "There's this dick on the screen, all bloody and cut open and shit, it was FUCKED UP. I mentioned I was on ACID right? I mean what the fuck? I haven't been able to have sex since! Everytime I look down at my dick I have a flashback. anyway, I had some good times in Houston!" and he goes right back into the song...

"Well look who's going crazy now we're face to face my friend better get out better get out... You know you make me breakout, make me breakout..."

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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