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Go Goerring Go Go Go 09.05.03 3:45 p.m.
Just saw a cool special on The History Channel that suggested the main reason Hitler's V2 Rocket program was a failure was because the slave-labor scientists he had working on it would sabotage the rockets by wiping them down with their own piss, which led to their corrosion and fucking up the electronics inside them. If the V2's ever got off the ground I think Germany could have won the war. They also had prototypes of shit that could make it into the atmosphere and bomb the US, also something that looked like our modern stealth bomber. It's all pretty kick ass. I think the main main reason Germany lost the war was because Goerring was a junkie... you shouldn't have your right-hand man and air force commander be a drug addicts. See, it's not always bad to be junked out. If that dude had gotten his addiction under control we'd all be spreckening in deutch right now, well except for commies like me that would be executed. Always remember to quit while you're ahead. |
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