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Go Goerring Go Go Go

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Go Goerring Go Go Go
09.05.03 3:45 p.m.

Just saw a cool special on The History Channel that suggested the main reason Hitler's V2 Rocket program was a failure was because the slave-labor scientists he had working on it would sabotage the rockets by wiping them down with their own piss, which led to their corrosion and fucking up the electronics inside them. If the V2's ever got off the ground I think Germany could have won the war. They also had prototypes of shit that could make it into the atmosphere and bomb the US, also something that looked like our modern stealth bomber. It's all pretty kick ass. I think the main main reason Germany lost the war was because Goerring was a junkie... you shouldn't have your right-hand man and air force commander be a drug addicts. See, it's not always bad to be junked out. If that dude had gotten his addiction under control we'd all be spreckening in deutch right now, well except for commies like me that would be executed.


Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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About Me
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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