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Just saw a really funny comedian on Craig Kilborn tonight. Eric's playing 12 string acoustic very loudly and I couldn't catch the dude's name. Jaime Cantrell maybe?? Anyone who saw it lemme know. Anyway he was very funny. One of his jokes was "I was so broke I had to drink Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar the other night. I wanna know what contest did Pabst win that it got a blue ribbon in?? The 'What Can I Get Drunk On For $3.50?' contest? Or the 'What's Gonna Make Me Shit Like A Diseased Dog In Tijuana Tomorrow Morning' contest??" pretty funny stuff. Then he gave a shout out to Chuck Taylor, the NBA player with the best record for twisted ankles. "I'd get better support from two wet napkins" anyway I'm gonna quit trying to get a buzz off this catnip and go take smore benedryl and hopefully sleep tonight. Manic depression is a frustrationg mess... especially during full moons when my mania is haywire. Beavis on crack is more serene.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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