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Fridays at the haunted house they provide free pizza. We have to be there at 6:15 and with Houston traffic he knew the only way to get actors to work on time is to provide incentive. It's pretty hard to turn down pizza, especially when it's free and in great quanities, with hordes of people eating it in front of you. So Friday has become cheat day this month. Every two weeks should be the most frequent I cheat, but I'm being realistic. Now because Friday is cheat day I partake of the unlimited supply of Vamp energy drink. It's along the same lines as Red Bull, etc. It taste really fucking good though, like black cherry soda and that yummy cherry codeine cough syrup I was prescribed a lot as a kid. I had at least 12 of them last night. Other kids (I do mean kids too, the actors are mostly between 16 and 20 y.o.) were complaining about drinking two or three on Thursday and not being able to sleep that night. "Pshh, just smoke a bowl." I suggested. "No Way, that shit rots your brain! Worst thing I do is drink, if I keep to hard liquor I'll be alright." like I said before... kids. One of these days they'll learn the hard way like I did. JUST STICK TO WEED! Pain reliever, confidence booster, anti-inhibitor and it takes care of my mania. No fucked up side effects of medications, no having to switch meds or mess with dosage, cheaper than psychotherapy.... Coffee takes care of the symptoms of depression. Weed and coffee is all I need. Weed, coffee and pizza....

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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