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I was gonna do an entry yesterday but it's probably good I didn't cuz it woulda been crybaby bullshit. Got sorta turned down for food stamps. She said I need to have a job in order to get food stamps. It doesn't make sense to me either. She said MAYBE me working 5 weeks will count for a little bit. I have to get a million papers signed before I find out though. Also she gave me a referral to the food bank but they have even stricter guidelines; when I called them they said I needed to bring my lease, my pay stubs, my utilities bills AND receipts to show what I spend my money on. See, this is why people load a U-Haul up with fertilizer and race car fuel and park it outside of gov't buildings.... My brother just said "Dude, c'mon, I don't wanna wake up to CIA agents jumping through all our windows goin "Hut hut hut hut hut hut Red team go!!' I mean, Jo, I'd prolly be in the middle of jerkin off or something and theyd arrest me for that too!" Yeah, he livens things up. He also gives me little inspirational quips like "Hey, why don't you quit freakin out like a psycho bitch, we're gonna get jobs Monday and we'll have enough money to pay rent, we still got three whole weeks before rent is due." Very true.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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