**REGISTER TO VOTE ONLINE!** **SIGN DARFUR ACTION PETITION HERE!!**

---

So I was with "the terrorist" wednesday night. We're in bed and he asks me, seriously he sounded just like a teenage girl, he says "You're not with me just for sex, are you?" FOR REAL! He sounded just like a bitch. Of course I'm with him just for the sex, but I didn't tell him that, I answered just like any high school jock would "No baby, there's lots of reasons why I'm with you... you're smart, and uh... fun to be with...." He bought it and I ended up getting some nookie. Then afterward he asked again "Are you sure you're not using me just for sex?" and this time I was a little more honest "Well, if you had any money I'd be using you for that too..."!!!! Oh it feels really good to hurt someone and for a change not be the one getting hurt. I'm pretty sure I could peel my arm back and reveal a terminator underneath. I don't think he'll be calling me again. Oh well. Seriously, he sounded just like a bitch, and I thought, "Do women really sound like this, oh god no wonder men treat us this way!" He might as well asked if I thought he looked fat in those jeans, christ almighty I wanna eat a steak right in front of his hindu ass.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

last :: next