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So Harlan calls last night to ask why the insurance company keeps calling him. He wouldn't tell me where he got my number from but I assume he sweet talked it out of the insurance guy, not too unlikely or too difficult a task, I could have done the same thing. He told me about how awful his life is right now (HA!) and how he's soooo poor (He makes almost $12 an hour and doesn't have many bills...). Then he says he broke some bones in his foot. I wanted to say "Awe, how are you supposed to stomp anybody with a broken foot??" I asked hwo he hurt it and he said skateboarding, BIG smile on my end of the phone, so big he could hear it... my voice changes when I smile, and he says "You're laughing aren't you?" I waited till I got off the phone to bust out. I mentioned being painted, but nothing about how much of a slut I'm turning myself into, and he laughed at that, condescendingly, I could hear his eyes rolling. I'm glad he called, I was almost missing him. Yes, I'm sick. Duh. Why would he even call?

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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