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This is the email I got from Gabe. Gabe was my #1 crush from high school, the drummer boy a grade ahead of me that I spent the first period of school with every day for three years, my reason for getting to school on time. anyway, I "ran into him" on myspace and he wrote in his profile that he got a novel published.

Joey,
Long time, no nothing...
Hey thanks for getting my book. I'm looking forward to getting and reading your graphic novel. I'm waiting for the publisher to send me a box of my books. It should be here by the weekend or early next week. As soon as it gets here I'll send your copy out via priority mail. I'll email you to let you know when it is on its way.
So, how are things? Congratulations on the baby. I just had one, too. Actually, I guess he's two now. His name's Quinlan. Anyway, I hope everything's going well. You look amazing in your profile picture, you should have gone goth back in high school. You're the first person that's not family that I've run into at myspace. Let me know what you think of the book. Some people have told me it's not what they were expecting. Oh well...right? My next book, tentatively titled, Beer Run, is more of the Gabe Whitney they were looking for. It's a comedy, which is actually a tragedy, which is funny.
I don't know what I'm saying anymore. I'll talk to you later.
Peace, Love, and Aloha,
Gabe

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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