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I forgot to mention the Mormon boys from a couple weeks ago.... Not that the weather is all that great (still in the 50s and 60s) but as soon as it got sunny a couple weeks ago all the door to door people came out. Seriously I was in the middle of smoking. Cassidy was in bed, had been there for only a short while. I saw em walking up the street and pointing to my house so I put the stuff away and tried to fan the smoke around but they HAD to smell it when I opened the door.... There were two guys, like almost legal or barely legal. I cant remember their names (nothing mormon sounding, just regular names). From the second I opened the door I kept seeing flashes of me fucking their brains out upstairs in my mom's gigantic bed and I kept smirking while I was talking to them. They were really cute and well-built. They just moved here from Utah, theyve never been to the pageant (2 week summer festival, like a outdoor theatre show of their book, it's actually pretty cool, half naked chicks and pyrotechnics and they got Jesus on wires and fly him up to "heaven" up to the top of a mountain) and they said "maybe we can go together" They wanted to come in and pray with me but the flashes kept getting dirtier and I knew their innocence (see I cant even spell it!) was in jeopardy so I declined. They were very yummy though. Almost as hot as that 17 yo virgin getting nearly naked in front of me at work saying how hot it would be to fuck a pregnant girl ten years older than him..... man what the hell's gonna happen when I get to looking my best? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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