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Tim's worried I like his hermaphrodite friend more than him. It was giving him bad dreams even. (yr all like "wait, what was that, go back, a hermie??") OK He's mentioned a few times about being a sub to a dom up in Rochester. Just came out yesterday that it was a hermie. I guess she lives like a woman except she's got this massive cock. MASSIVE he says. AND she's got a pussy too, where the balls should be (no balls). He's not sure if she was born that way or had it attached or what. I think most hermies end up with gimpy cocks, and also he said she got kicked out of the navy for trying to wear a strap on under her uniform (& for being mental)so I'm inclined to think that she went to some bumfuck country and had it sewed on. Tim's nervous about all the questions I keep asking about her. Freaks are interesting to me in general, and when it's a HOT bitch that happens to have a massive cock who lives an hour away from me that as Tim said "oh yeah she'd definitely fuck the shit out of you baby" then yeah, I'm gonna be interested. That doesn't mean I'm going to MARRY her... wtf. So now I gotta hold off on meeting this person until Tim feels comfortable with it (if ever). I just liked the idea of sucking cock and eating pussy AT THE SAME TIME.... ok anyway time to rape Tim hehehe

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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