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Gas Leak Explains Bleeding Brain

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Gas Leak Explains Bleeding Brain
05.21.07 10:59 p.m.

I fucked my archives all up. I'll fix them tomorrow. My brain still isn't fixed from the weekend. OH YEAH, duh, ya know how I was complaining about how it felt like my brain was bleeding? As soon as my mom got home from the airport and walked in the house she was like "I smell gas!" and was all freaked out. Then shit started to add up in my head... the worst hangover of my life, everyone being sleepy all weekend, the cat barely eating and puking up bile, the dizziness, blurred vision, migraines... and duh the cat staring at the oven and moewing funny at it (which my cousin said they thought there was a mouse behind the oven cuz Nub's been freaking out in front of the oven for a week). We got someone from the gas company to come out, at 2 fucking AM on a Monday and he got out the sniffer machine and sho nuff, MAD gas leak. Turns out the pilot lights were all blown out. Heather remembers having a fan going in the kitchen while she was cleaning the fridge out last week. I think my mom was going Fight Club or something. Anyway, my extra-weird entries over the weekend can be explained. The computer is like 6 feet from the oven.


Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!

Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life


How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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