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we watched lord of the rings a few weeks ago at a 50 cent theatre in ohio. there's a part I really liked, a death scene, at the end, I think its the final fight and the long haired blond swordfighter guy is getting hit with a zillion arrows but he's still fighting on and you're just filled with awe at his honor and bravery and all that and I said to Lon, "hey thats how I wanna go out, fighting like that...." But then the evil demon guy comes and pretty much finishes the guy off only the evil demon dude ends up getting killed himself, except while he's got the good guys sword sticking in his belly he manages one last "fuck you" of a snarl, and just to make it even nastier the demon guy leans forward, impaling himself even further just to spite the guy even more, to get that hiss RIGHT in his enemys face and then I was like "no way, I wanna go out like THAT!" so yeah, expect something big and dramatic when I go. Don't think it's gonna be some far off place and neat and clean, fuck you its gonna be in the middle of your steak dinner, all over your brand new carpet!

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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