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I'm tha man! err... uh... woman! o6.23.o2 11:12 a.m.
Lon's being a dick right now cuz I'm in here using the computer while he's trying to sleep. He's spoutin obscenities, it's REALLY funny. Lon's such a dork. I mean FOR REAL. here's a funny story: at the carnival thursday night I karaoked "me and bobby mcgee" and ok yeah some drunk rednecks were being very rude, but I also had a group of high school age girls right up front hootin and hollarin. One of them, the hottest, was trying to have a conversation with me while I was singing. She really liked my shoes etc so when I was done they came up and talked to me and I ended up gettin the one girl's number.... so then I go back to the beer tent where Prett (brother) and Lon (fiance) are and my brother's like "You're a bitch!" and I'm like "what dude?" and he says "You're talking to a group of hot chicks and you cant even introduce me... god I can't believe my sister gets more pussy than I do!!" and then Lon says "Dude, I'm pretty sure she gets more pussy than ME, and she's MY GIRLFRIEND!" very funny. and then I get online here today and I see I've made imwrong's list... nice... and I'm not even hot! Always remember to quit while you're ahead. |
About Me I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!! Examples of My Insanity
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