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when I was at sally beauty supply getting a bleach kit for my hair I noticed a display of Bed-Head products. I guess it's in-style now to have your hair look like you just got out of bed. They had a huge stick of what looked like roll-on deodorant but was actually a stick of wax. I guess you rub it on your hair to give it that "aint been washed in a week look" then you ruffle it all up and voila! The label on the product actually said "For That Hip, Sexy, Just Out Of Bed Look!" What I want to know is, when is it gonna be Hip and Sexy to have that "Aint Been Ta Bed Yet Look!"?? You know the one: nacho cheese in your hair which has that "ain't been washed in a week look" cuz you ain't washed it in a week, pale skin and purple bags under your eyes, crumpled up grass-stained pants and dried vomit on your shirt, which isnt buttoned properly, which isnt right side out, which isn't even YOUR shirt and might not even be YOUR vomit, you got one pupil pinned and the other dilated and it's 10:30am and you have no idea where you've been for the last 8 hours, you vaguely remember hearing "LAST CALL!" or which bar you abandonned your car at.... yeah, let me know when that look is in cuz I hate bein trendy.

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