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diaclaimer: ven though I am.. I am no responsible for any spelling or gramatical errors or anything "fucked up" in this entry for I have drank about four inches of jack daniel's in two hours. yeah I pukes a couple times already and the cheese bread I slopped together has soaked up what my kidneys and lver coud not but lets face kiddos I'm so drunk I'm singing Guns n Roses AND NOT FEELING BAD ABOUT IT!!! (But Eric's worse, he's the one PlAYING GnR on the guitar and HE'S NOT DRUNK!!!) OH I came up with a cool band name: "Chewed Food Dude" No? Should Eric and I stick with Rubr Duky?? Although I think it should be The Rubr Duks cuz all those kewl neogrnge bands have THE in the title... but no tfor that reason... though it would be nice to be lumped in with those bands my prediction is that Rolling Stone and/or Mtv2 startes using the term "neo-grunge" within a month, cuz of bands likes The Vines and OK Go etc. Is anyone else out ther traumaticly disturbed by the "new" Nirvana song? Do you hear the pain ("pay-ya-ya-yain ya-ya-ya-ya-yainnnnn!!!") in the voice... do you get the sarcasm in the lyrics? You do realize that 75% of the words that came out of that man's mouth were sarcastic lies, right? Calling him a "man" is an insult. Like how I don't like to think of myself as a women, or hell, even human.... So anyway this entry had a point. No, really it did! fuck Im starting to feeeeeeel again.....

So Eric's rcking out the Jagstang. To me, it sounds better than his Strat! Even with it having on rusty super slinkies and the G string not staying in tune.... ok I need to stop writing or drink more... or both... seriously I dotn even know why I bothered to use a shot glass... it was one of those drink measuring devises that has a single shot on one end and then you flip it over and measures doubles on the other so I had about 10 singles I guess ad then 3 doubles so Im bad at math but that's a lot of mr. daniels.... OH GOD Daniel has this great song called Surge Protector and I know youre really confused cuz I prilly havent even mentioned Daniel really. But he's awesome. maybe I should call him and make him sing to me some more.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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