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BEFORE
"This will be the fifth child I've fathered that's been aborted, the third I haven't done myself"
02.05.04 9:20 p.m.
picking up laundry at eric's, neded towels done and no $$ but theyre smelly and I have nothing else to dry off with.
Well it seems I'm dating a Pat Batemen. As far as anyone could date a PB.... He actually hasnt seen the movie or read the book but I might pick up the movie for him tonight before I go over there. He says he got rid of his other girl, some 46 yo married w/kids fat bitch that he made the mistake of fucking thre years ago and "she's been coming over like a stray dog ever since" "well quit feeding her and she'll find food elsewhere..." pretty much he alls her up when he's got nothing better to fuck, nice to know I'm better than a 46 year old... oy vey! Actually he says I'm the best ever and that he's keeping me around for much longer. We are having some serious birth control issues though and I dont know what the fuck to do about them. It would be much easier if he didn't have his little monthly STD card in his wallet card proving he's free of disease... without that I'd never fuck him, but I hate condoms as much as any guy does and I sympathize totally but I can't be on hormonal birth control and he's allergc to spermicidal stuff so we're down to diaphragms or IUD's. Both of which involves putting objects inside of me and embarassing medical procedures just to get them. I'd rather not do the IUD cuz it's pretty permanent and dangerous anyway. I dont have much time to type right now. must still get a bbuster card in my name.
Always remember to quit while you're ahead.
I am a bipolar genius, child abuse & addiction survivor, who is now a single mother who works 70 hours a week and has had gastric-bypass weight loss surgery a year ago. Wish me luck cuz I need it!!!
Examples of My Insanity
Dead On Mental Health Quiz
Tuna Noodle Casserole Story
Explaining Myselves
Biting Off Redneck's Finger
Got So Crazy Scratched Til I Bled
How I Found Nirvana
Leaving Lon After 7 Years
Bad Luck On 3 July 4ths
Random Craziness (FBI Please Disregard)
How I Ended Up A Junky
Almost Getting Raped by a Marine
Typical Weekend in Ohio
How Cobain Saved My Life
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
AFTER
WHAT'S MY NAME?!?