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Eviction notice on the door
Chicken wings in the bathroom sink
Maybe I should find new roommates, I think

There�s enough empties to recycle at 5 cents a piece
that we could buy an 18 pack and drink for free.

I don�t know whose all this stuff is or why it�s even here
I don�t know who that guy is, my memory�s not too clear.

He�s sleeping on the pee couch that smells sick
But it�s all good cuz we fucking love Dick.

There are holes in the walls from practicing bartending flare
but we�ve already been served our papers so we don�t really care.

What do we do, where do we go
The answer to that question is �we don�t� fucken know�

Does anyone need some roommates, I swear we�re super clean
And only some of us smoke cigarettes (but we all smoke green)
I promise we�ll do our dishes and possibly some mopping
and you know we�ll definitely do the grocery shopping

Except for Dick we�re all housebroken
Except for Joey we�ve cut back on smoking.

Who�ll take us home with them, we�re sick of being strays.
But please forget the warning �Feed it once and it stays.�

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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