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My brother wants to go to college. For real, he can't even spell or print legibly. Prett asked if I'd help him register for school. By "register" he means: get him an email address, a pin # to fill out the fafsa, do his taxes so I can fill out the fafsa, fill out the fafsa, apply for state financial aid, pick a study program, apply to the college, and THEN help him register for classes. No sweat, I've gone through this about ten times for myself.... I got everything done in about an hour. AND I'm stoned.

I ended up skipping the speaker last night but I did go to church with Aunt Shirl this morning. We got there 15 minutes late, not really cuz of daylight savings time, just that Cassidy usually wakes up between 6:30 and 7:30 so I didnt bother to set an alarm, but she slept an hour longer which was really 2 hours cuz of skipping ahead one hour so I didnt get her out of bed until 9:45, church is at 10.

The court papers came in the mail, I think the custody hearing is on April 24th.

I'm hoping to get out to karaoke tonight. I was out once last week on Tuesday but it feels like forever. Ive been practicing new songs, most of them grrl angst, Joan Jett/Heart/Pat Benetar... not as lame as You Oughtta Know, but almost. I found an unplugged version of "Alone" that rocks, I know they definitely wouldnt have the unplugged version at karaoke and I'm not sure if they even have the regular version. I know they have Stevie Nicks "Stand Back", which is one of the songs I put on this new practice disk. I'll probably do that and "I hate myself for loving you". word.

My mom needs to get her ass home. I wanted to go on a nature hike with Pig Fucker and some friends. We got some blueberry shit right now. I dont understand why they flavor it blueberry, or if it's naturally that way. You think if they were gonna engineer it to have a flavor they'd pick something like peanut butter or, my dream, cheese. Maybe one day there'll be genetically engineered weed that tastes like cheese, until then I guess blueberry will have to do.

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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