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Cassidy thinks just like me, "let's take 2 things I like a lot, and mix them together!" Like that whole grape vodka and redbull fiasco, her mixture didn't turn out so sweet. She decided that the cell phone wanted to go swimming again, only this time it went swimming in the dog's water pail. I tried explaining that electronic gadgets, especially EXPENSIVE electronic gadgets, dont mix well with water, but she's as stubborn as her parents and had to find out the hard way. I even had the phone clipped to the inside of my coat pocket. crafty little devil she is. That reminds me, when I caught her with the phone earlier (hence hiding it in the coat pocket) she was sitting in her chair pushing numbers. I said to her "So who ya callin anyway?" and checked the screen when I took the phone away the screen said 666-666-666 and I was like "OK, I dont think Hell is part of our coverage plan, besides if you wanna talk to satan you just talk to him in your head, you dont even need a phone."

I just checked the phone to see if it was working yet and it lasted for 10 minutes and then started to vibrate on low (the phone doesn't even have a vibrate low vs high setting...). Now I'm not one to complain when things vibrate, only when vibrating things don't NORMALLY vibrate.

Sigh... so everything I struggled to accomplish last month has all been renegged on me this month. I dont know why I bother? Seriously why do I keep trying? Three cars & six cell phones, enough's enough. I am so fucking sick of being poor. Cassidy needs to hurry up and turn 18 so I can blow my brains out. know what, fuck this, I'm spending the last hour of my birthday smoking pot, the rest of you can go to hell. Ya'll are lucky I'm not in charge of the big red button. I better wake up in a better mood tomorrow god dammit!

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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