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My cousin Brittney is paying me $100 to write an AP English paper for her this weekend. Technically it's due the 29th but we'll try to get it done this weekend. It's gotta be based on the Betty Friedan quote "Men aren't the enemy, they're the fellow victim. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves." I have to challenge it, defend it or qualify it in 5 pages with 5 sources. Britt was supposed to read 2 books (go fig none that I've already read) "The Woman Warrior" and "The Awakening". I'm gonna look for abstracts of them. Should be an easy paper.

Besides doin her paper for her, and all the vodka we drank and green we smoked last night, we also started planning The Escape. I shouldn't say anymore. Anyway....

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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