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Just a quick update before I do an all nighter at the gas station....

Switched nights with this one girl so that I can have off tomorrow. Today is Pigfucker's birthday and tomorrow we're going out for it. The last stop of the night is that one strip club my cousin in the wheelchair Ronnie goes to all the time. He's our DD (ever see a drunk guy in a chair...? Yeah he's always DD till we get home then he slams the gentleman jack). Also I'm bringing a date. His name is Jerico, that's his honest as hell real first name, how cool is that. Also he looks foreign and he's not at all. He's tall dark n evil, just how I like them. Also he's not against our first date being at a strip club. Cant be worse than Scott and where he n I first met....

Anyway things are good, meaning not so good... like you know me, good for me means Im doing bad things or whatever, not doing "the right thing" whatever THAT is.

I been hanging/sleeping with Hank. He's so very old, but sexy and fun in bed. It just feels weird how old he is (yur all like "damn girl is he in a nursing home?"). I casually mentioned that some kid asked for my number and that I was thinking of giving it to him, and Hank said "You should have, was he cute? Dont let me stop you, you only live once." and those seemed to be Joey things to say, not Hank things to say. Hank is the closest thing to enlightenment I've ever met. Not saying that he's a sage or anything, but pretty close. Except for the gratuitous amounts of drugs he does on a daily basis, he's a sage. OK must go to work now

Always remember to quit while you're ahead.

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